Growing pains

We've had a theft on our allotment. A dozen onions and half a row of spuds. The chap who nicked them wandered through the gate which was unlocked and merrily dug up our produce while talking to the new plotholders opposite telling them what ' hard work' it was having an allotment. A blond chap in his forties apparently.

We put this sign up opposite. Normally I'm against capital punishment but there must be exceptions to the rule!